I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
sex in a hospital.. check
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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