So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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