I'm really into asian looking animals
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
