They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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Just pee around me
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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