after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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