if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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