You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You've changed since you got that strap on
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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