I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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