i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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