This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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