Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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