perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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