your parents love me but you hate me
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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