He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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