Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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