Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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