I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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