was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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