she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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