I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I touched a dick in church today
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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