whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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