FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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