I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Will exercising make me less horny?
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