it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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