Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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