we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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