I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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