He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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