So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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