when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Found your dick twin last night
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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