i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i can't believe i had my finger in that
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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