Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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