At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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