Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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