apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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