too bad you live with your parents still
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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