I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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