I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
one might say we're banned from that church
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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