This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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