WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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