Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
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Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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