Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
