I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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