Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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