I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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