dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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