i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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