Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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