Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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