I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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