i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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