I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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