well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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