don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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This is the high leading the old right now
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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