I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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