And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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