: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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